Ian O'Doherty: Sign us up. Sign us up now
It will surely come as a truly shocking surprise to anyone who reads this column that ISpy never went to college. This was due to a combination of factors, such as not bothering with the Leaving, already having a job and, most importantly, a loathing of students that would make even Paul Calf blush.
But like many people who didn't enjoy the benefits of a third level education, this column has often thought about going back as a very immature mature student.
And we have found the perfect course for us.