Friday 24 November 2017

Ian O'Doherty: Okay – I want a new contract

Ian O'Doherty

Ian O'Doherty

It's not easy being a much-loved columnist who is read by at least two or three people a day.

After all, I have to scour the internet for other people's stories, and then I have to remember every clever line one of my mates uses in the pub so I can then steal it and pass it off as my own.

Yup, being a net-surfing, joke-stealing sex God takes a toll on one's body and soul, but there is at least one consolation — the money is massive.

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