Ian O'Doherty: Oh no! The hippies are upset!
When you write a hugely popular and courageous and, dare I say it, incredibly sexy and macho column that is read by at least three people a day (in fairness, they're the libel lawyers who are actually paid to sift through the words, but hey, readers are readers) then you run the risk of offending the great and the good.
And PETA as well.
I've been accused of being a complete bloody bore when it comes to talking about animals but when PETA come into the equation they make me want to punch a puppy in the face just to spite them.