Friday 25 May 2018

Ian O'Doherty: Now that's what you call irony

I've never been to a fancy dress party and I have absolutely zero intention of changing that -- because dressing up just makes you look like a bit of a prat, to be honest.

That's why I always politely turn down any invitation I get to attend such a party.

Nope, no good can come from such things.

Please sign in or register with Independent.ie for free access to Opinions.

Sign In

Today's news headlines, directly to your inbox every morning.

Don't Miss