Friday 25 May 2018

Ian O'Doherty: Now that's what you call irony

I've never been to a fancy dress party and I have absolutely zero intention of changing that -- because dressing up just makes you look like a bit of a prat, to be honest.

That's why I always politely turn down any invitation I get to attend such a party.

Nope, no good can come from such things.

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