Saturday 21 April 2018

Haterz gonna hate? Actually, you're not that important

Causing fury: Josie Cunningham
Causing fury: Josie Cunningham
Pointless death: Eugene Moloney
Medical records: Michael Schumacher

A long time ago, when Chris Rock was still funny, he used to riff on the complicated dynamic that exists between women, paying particular attention to the way some of them feel the need to inject unnecessary drama into their lives. He even recounted a conversation with a previous girlfriend who complained of a colleague: "That bitch is trying to destroy me!"

Rock's response remains a classic: "What the f**k you talking about? You pack bags in JC Penney's. Destroy you? What's she gonna do, rip up your paper?"

That was from his Bigger And Blacker show in the late '90s, when he was at his peak.

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