For those about to squawk. We salute you
If he didn't exist, and there are plenty of people who probably wish that was the case, we'd have to invent Eamon Dunphy – footballer, raconteur, bon viveur, singer and conscience of the nation...
In fact, the pundit is a bit like an Irish Wurzel Gummidge, with a different head for every occasion.
He has been back doing what he does best for the last 48 hours with his rather pointless but extremely enjoyable bust-up with Noel King.