Do you have TDS? (Trump Derangement Syndrome)
Well, it didn't take long, did it?
We're not even two weeks out of the most consistently demented election any of us will ever see - well, we all certainly hope we never see one like it again - and, incredibly, the dust hasn't even begun to settle. It was always going to take time for a Trump victory to sink in and, let's be honest, it still hasn't. Not really.
That's not just because the polls got their numbers so spectacularly wrong, although that was a contributory factor.