Tuesday 21 November 2017

Bloody old people, no manners SAY NO TO VOODOO DISCRIMINATION

Let's be honest: old people can be kind of cute and the fact that you can ship them off to a home when they become too tiresome means that you can always secretly cash their pensions when you're a bit skint.

Obviously, ISpy is not suggesting that you should ever nick your Nana's pension book because that would be a grotesque thing to do.

But if you should do it, just remember to tell the people in the post office that she is sick and you, as a loving grandson, are there to pick it up for her.

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