Are you looking for a conspiracy theory? Just ask Jim Corr
Tin foil helmet? Check. Michael Moore's Politics For Dummies? Check. Noam Chomsky T-shirt? Check. Ah, Jim Corr, let this column be the first to salute you.
The ugly one from The Corrs has always looked like a bit of a mental vacuum, and he proved our suspicions on Matt Cooper's Last Word last week, when he informed the grateful nation that 9/11 was, of course, the work of those nasty Americans who wanted to invent an excuse to invade Iraq and Afghanistan and anyone else who objected to their plans for a New World Order.
These theories started on September 12, of course, as every looper, conspiracy freak and I-Hate-America loon convinced themselves that this was the work of The Great Satan.