And what do you use your machine for?
Where would we be without daft surveys? Well, let's put it this way – without them you'd be looking at a blank page right now.
The latest example comes from a detergent company who have decided to finally tackle the most burning topic in our nation today – what are our habits at the washing machine?
For most blokes, in fairness, their habit mainly involves watching the missus put the washing on, but according to the latest figures – I know, I've never been asked to participate in a survey either, where do they find these people? – it seems that women are, well, a little bit thick.