An outbreak of measles? What year is it?
Did you get vaccinated against the flu? Did you know that if you did get the jab, you were more likely to contract the far more deadly Aussie flu, while those who didn't bother getting the vaccination only succumbed to the more common or garden variety?
No, it's true, some bloke told me the other day.
He also said that the authorities don't want the rest of us to know that there's a dodgy batch of vaccines out there which will mess you up if you are unlucky enough to get a bad one.