Friday 23 March 2018

Joan's scissors make cruellest cut of all

Opening ceremonies for food banks. And a civil service dress code. Say I'm dreaming, writes Gene Kerrigan

Illustration by Tom Halliday
Illustration by Tom Halliday
Gene Kerrigan

Gene Kerrigan

Help me, please. Tell me I'm imagining this stuff. It would be a relief to find out that the mental strain of living in Endaland had caused a temporary hallucination. It would be truly worrying to discover that these things really happened last week.

Joan Burton celebrated the opening of a food bank.

Enda Kenny warned us about what he'll do to the unemployed if we re-elect him.

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