Gene Kerrigan: Whoosh. It's time for a book-burnin'
Pull the plug on Anglo or Gene Kerrigan will follow Pastor Jones's lead and incinerate the Constitution
HERE'S the threat. If Brian Cowen and Brian Lenihan don't immediately stop giving our money to Anglo Irish Bank, I'll -- well, I'll burn a whole load of copies of the holy Irish Constitution, so I will. Bunreacht na hEireann -- whoosh -- up in flames. I'm giving them two weeks to respond.
I mean, it worked for Pastor Terry Jones of Gainesville, Florida, right? One minute he's a powerless non-entity -- then he announces 'International Burn a Koran Day' and threatens to set fire to 200 copies of the Muslim holy book -- suddenly he's got the attention of five continents.
When it comes to powerless non-entities, there are few people on this earth as feeble and irrelevant as we, the citizens of this benighted Republic.