Enda puckers up, while Donald bends over
Bowl of shamrock in hand, the Taoiseach packs for his White House visit, damned if he does and if he doesn't
You'd almost feel sorry for Enda Kenny. If he bends to kiss the ample hindquarters of Donald Trump, we'll sneer at him.
But if he stands tall and treats Trump as he would any self-confessed sexual predator, he'll be accused of endangering the economic well-being of the nation.
Our culture values truth above deceit, courage above timidity, honesty above hypocrisy.