Leo and Simon retreat to same old catch-alls and cliches
Last Thursday, Mr Fuan Chan, consultant at the Blackrock Clinic, said he would have to whip out two cancerous moles from my back caused by too much sun.
I will be sorry to see them go having named them after two Sinn Fein politicians.
Mr Chan, who takes a cheerful interest in Irish politics, asked me how Leo Varadkar was doing. I told him I'd know more after the Fine Gael hustings.