Sunday 22 April 2018

Eamon Keane: I’m sick of singletons being treated like lepers

Eamon Keane
Eamon Keane

ENOUGH already. On behalf of S.I.N.G.E. – that’s Singletons In Need of Good Experiences – I would like to cry halt to the disgraceful discrimination we suffer.

Brave single men and women are treated by the rest of society as if we were lepers, citizens who are about as useful as an IKEA Instruction Booklet, feckless types like Hugh Grant’s character in About A Boy.

S.I.N.G.E are mad because a survey from the UK last week claimed that we singletons are the most miserable bunch when it comes to being happy.

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