Saturday 24 February 2018

Brutish fascists prove to be no match for Macron

Cartoon by Jim Cogan
Cartoon by Jim Cogan
Declan Lynch

Declan Lynch

I see that Emmanuel Macron is a football man. During a TV documentary called Behind The Scenes Of A Victory, which was screened in France last week, we see the candidate checking his phone and then cursing with frustration.

"Ah S***!...Second time!... F***!" he exclaims (if you'll pardon the French).

His wife Brigitte, clearly alarmed at this uncharacteristic ejaculation, comes into the room to find out what on earth is going on, and discovers that the source of her husband's grief, is that "Monaco beat Marseille again".

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