Our list of Budget demands
You're no one these days if you don't make a list of Budget demands. So here's ours: Firstly, we demand an end to the hated UFC. We realise it can't be ended in this Budget but we suggest gradual cuts until by 2022 it is totally phased out.
This Government had committed to phasing out the hated UFC but it has now reneged on this and it seems to us that Conor McGregor and Co are going from strength to strength. We want the Government to live up to its commitment on this.
(What's that you say? USC? Oh, I see. Well, our demand stands anyway.)