King Enda and the power goblin
Hello boys and girls, this is a Christmas story about King Bertie, King Enda and Ogle the goblin. Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, in a land far, far away, there were a people called the Irish.
And the Irish people were very happy because they had all they wanted.
And their leader was a man called King Bertie. And King Bertie was a very popular man because he brought peace to the whole land, but also because he gave the people all the sweeties they wanted all the time.