Monday 20 November 2017

There's no giving up work for Lent – so it's the old reliable broccoli

Sacrifice: giving up broccoli for Lent
Sacrifice: giving up broccoli for Lent
Billy Keane

Billy Keane

I WAS going to nearly give up something for Lent. Last year it was exclusively revealed, here, in this very paper, that we were going to give up broccoli. Still haven't gone back on the stuff.

One must be strong and self-denial makes us even stronger. When one writes columns, the industry standard practice is to use the word 'we' instead of 'I' when referring to oneself. We would be accused of being self-centred otherwise.

Just thought we would clarify that one for you.

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