Staying in should really be the new coming out
The mother says she's going to try her very best to love him even more. Her husband has taken to the bed after three days on the beer. He sips a sup of vodka and Dioraltye from the hot water bottle.
"Why doesn't he keep it to himself, like they did long ago?" he says to himself, seeing as no one else in the house is talking to him.
He's in bed, but there's no sleep. And all this from a man whose normal snore exhalations are as loud as a train whistle.