Saturday 25 November 2017

Here's my advice, girls - don't be shy. Be brave. Ask him out on the first date

Men are desperate eejits when it comes to picking women
Men are desperate eejits when it comes to picking women
Billy Keane

Billy Keane

She's nice looking and very smart. Funny too, but not as in funny in the head. More like funny in a self-depreciating way. "I was dumped by being completely ignored. Not even a text did I get. I have no man now. The tide wouldn't take me."

Mary's friends are mad about her. Mary is very kind and gentle, they say, and would make a lovely wife. She's in her mid-30s and I'm asked to be on the lookout for the right man.

I realise this is a big statement. Men are desperate eejits when it comes to picking women.

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