Monday 11 December 2017

Going around in circles but too sick for the last waltz

Billy Keane
Billy Keane
Billy Keane

Billy Keane

So here I am writing this and the television is on from Maastricht. The form isn't great. The face is swollen. It's some sort of a blood infection.

The nose is as big as an aardvark's. The old sinuses are as stuffed as a small chicken cooked for a big family. There's enough mucous to plaster the cracks in the San Andreas fault.

I'm crying involuntary tears from my left eye and the right eye is half- closed.

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