For a long, love-filled life, be sure to put out the bins and tins
The first was a wife. That much I know for sure. The split-up was amicable because she was so delighted to get away from him - she is referred to as Herself, or d'ex. The second moved in and moved out after about a month. "Bickering" was his name for her.
There might have been a number three in England. The man who knows nothing about women moved over for a while during the recession in search of work. I'm not certain of my facts here, but it seems he took up with a lady who owned a pet shop and kept snakes at home when they were poorly.
They're mad about animals in England, and I'd only be guessing now, but I'd say he said it's the snakes or me and she picked the snakes.