Billy Keane: A bit of navel gazing led me to show a lost soul he was a real Kerryman
I thought he was a walking baby whale but he had a tennis ball-sized belly button with a long slit down the middle like a valley sculpted by the Ice Age. Maybe he was a marsupial.
I often wonder if gynaecologists, in a fit of artistic endeavour, somehow try to express their inner Michelangelo by creating the different shapes of belly buttons. No two are the same.
Do the baby deliverers try to best one another and is there a secret awards ceremony at the end of every year?