Thursday 23 November 2017

A close encounter with The Man Who Knows Everything

'Ireland is a small enough place and falling out with people is not recommended. The best thing is to dodge the annoying ones but my eyesight isn't great and sometimes they are on top of me before I even know it'. Stock photo: Getty
'Ireland is a small enough place and falling out with people is not recommended. The best thing is to dodge the annoying ones but my eyesight isn't great and sometimes they are on top of me before I even know it'. Stock photo: Getty
Billy Keane

Billy Keane

I could be wronging The Man Who Knows Everything. I'm fairly sure though that he's guilty.

The Man Who Knows Everything seems to know exactly where I am at all times. It's as if he has implanted a following device in the car, like the spouses who suspect their partners of having affairs.

The sea water is usually at its warmest around now and so I went into the sea for a swim. The water was wet and cold.

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