Chris -- stop nannying us
IT'S UP there with prudent investing tips from Seanie FitzPatrick or soccer managerial masterclasses with Steve Staunton. Chris De Burgh has decided to start dishing out marriage advice. Forget about the Knock Marriage Bureau. The new thing is the Marriage Burgh.
It's a staggering leap for a man who had an affair with his children's nanny to offer tips on matrimonial bliss, but that never stops Chris. If the Lady in Red crooner is offered an opportunity to put his foot in his mouth, he takes it.
Remember he took to Facebook recently to praise daughter Rosanna's appearance in Playboy. He turned up on ITV's Loose Women to give us the wisdom of his life experience and veered close to behaving like some old-school comedian lashing out mother-in-law jokes.