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"You think that's bad? I think my mother's totally lost the plot. Wait til you hear; it's hilarious. So she called me up the other day, and says, 'Luuuuucy' - and don't ask me why, but I just knew: I knew from the way she said my name that she'd either bought me a wedding dress, or booked a venue.

"So I was like, 'Yessss,' and she says, 'Don't be cross, but I've bought you a wedding dress'. It turns out that she basically saw my perfect wedding dress, the dress, the last one, in my size, on sale for €100. So she just got it.

"Obviously she knew, because obviously it was something we've talked about - you know, the way you talk about these things - so she knows literally exactly what I want: the length, the sleeves, the cape detail and overlay and buttons. And there it was. And obviously we're not engaged-engaged, but like he's said that he would get married one day, and he definitely knows that I want to get married, and we're moving in together, so...