Saturday 17 November 2018

Whatever you do, Brian, don't mention the deficit

FadÓ, fadó in ancient Greece, wise men came from all over to listen to the sage pronouncements and prophecies of the Oracle at Delphi -- but alas, the oracle's utterances always ranged from enigmatic to gibberish and needed painstaking translation.

And it has come to pass that over two and a half millennia later, Ireland has been blessed with its own visionary, the Offaly Oracle who has brought verbal hocus-pocus to new heights altogether.

What could our Taoiseach have been talking about, when he said the following in Leader's Questions yesterday afternoon?

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