Friday 20 April 2018

Sweetie of opinion polls sticking to spoonful of sugar philosophy

Sean Gallagher was busy kissing (jelly) babies, shaking hands with (liquorice) allsorts, showing he has the (cola) bottle for the job and demonstrating that he's a (sherbet) dab-hand at this campaigning lark.

The sweetie of the opinion polls was in the colourful emporium of confectionery, the Happy Pills Candy Lab in Temple Bar yesterday afternoon, getting a lesson in how to concoct a cookies-and- cream milkshake.

"The staple diet of presidential candidates," he enthused as he blended together dollops of ice-cream, biscuits and milk.

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