Tuesday 12 December 2017

Raising the stakes in 'Brand Ireland' Bingo pot

Lise Hand

Lise Hand

Roll up, roll up folks, and take your seats for Jobs Bingo! Anything the opposition can do, the Government can do better! What about Fine Gael's promise of 100,000 jobs to be created through their NewERA plan? Pah! Mere chickenfeed!

We the Government will see their paltry 100,000 and raise it to 300,000 jobs!

That's right folks -- a job for everyone in the audience! Just stick with us and the, ehh, job's oxo. Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs.

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