Sunday 19 November 2017

Martin's feeling brittle

Will Hanafin

MARTIN MCGUINNESS'S mask slipped with his rant about West Brit types determined to derail his presidential bid. When quizzed about his IRA history, he said: "There are West Brit elements in and around Dublin, some of them are attached to some sections of the media, others are attached to political parties..."

Martin was "busy" up North for many years with IRA activities and subsequent peacekeeping so he needs an update on just how West Britified we've become. If Martin's reading this he'll need a wee sit down, because some of the information is quite shocking.

We're actually quite good at cricket now. We even beat England but I don't think that'll make any difference to Martin because it's an English game.

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