Fine Gael braced for serious penance from Enda's confessional
NOTHING lifts the spirits more in this place than a poignant little death in the Fine Gael family at war.
Happily no children (except for FG and George Lee) were involved in last week's great Jordan/Peter Andre-style split.
As Enda raced around wailing 'Oh my grief I've lost him surely. I've lost the only Playboy of Dublin South,' FG were almost calm until 'Chicken' George stormed the media outlets of the land like the winner of some Big Brother competition.