Fiach Kelly: Age just a number, says bashful Pat as he salutes women's work
'I suspect the anti-wrinkle cream will help Deputy Rabbitte tomorrow when he stands in front of the President'
WATER pistols at the ready! Paper aeroplanes on standby! Wedgie alert! As the prospect of a Cabinet of Old Duffers (COD) grows, the young Dail whippersnappers are ready to use all the weapons in their arsenal to make sure they're not forgotten by Enda Kenny and Eamon Gilmore.
So watch out, Michael Noonan, Joan Burton, Phil Hogan, James Reilly et al -- even though you're all well up to whatever job you get, you could still end up with a water balloon to the back of the head.