Thursday 22 March 2018

Daragh McManus: These are eggs-traordinary times

How does that old saying go? "Pity the land that has no heroes; pity more the land that needs them."

Well, we need a hero, right now. We need one so badly, we're this close to putting an advert in the classified page of Superheroes Digest: "Help! Hero needed ASAP. Send everyone you can. PS Don't bother sending Green Lantern, he's useless and his costume is too revealing for our Irish Catholic sensibilities."

Yes indeed, we need a hero. Step forward, then, Gary Keogh. The man who became famous for throwing eggs at an AIB meeting in 2009 has returned to prominence by, eh, throwing eggs at a Bank of Ireland meeting. Okay, he's just got the one tune, but it's a good one.

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