Billy Keane: Seducing Angela is our best hope to save Ireland
THE seduction of Angela Merkel will save Ireland. The most powerful woman in the world doesn't need laser surgery to fix a roving left or a glad right eye, but she might just fall for old-fashioned flattery.
By the way, the seduction is not sexual in nature.
Still, if that's what it takes . . . sexual relations for Ireland beat dying for Ireland any day.