Wednesday 25 April 2018

Billy Keane: Seducing Angela is our best hope to save Ireland

THE seduction of Angela Merkel will save Ireland. The most powerful woman in the world doesn't need laser surgery to fix a roving left or a glad right eye, but she might just fall for old-fashioned flattery.

By the way, the seduction is not sexual in nature.

Still, if that's what it takes . . . sexual relations for Ireland beat dying for Ireland any day.

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