Billy Keane: Pervert pensioner finds out that this nun wears only Munster boxers
THIS old man was admiring me in SuperValu. I could see him staring at my boobs. He was about 70 and he had the head of a pervert on him.
I am not a transvestite but I have dressed myself up in women's clothes. It was for Nunday. For Pieta House, and I was a nun for a day.
It was a horrible feeling. There and then I swore an oath, that for the rest of my life I would never peep at breasts ever again. Even surreptitiously, like over the top or out the side of a newspaper, when the women aren't looking.