Wednesday 21 March 2018

Billy Keane: Pervert pensioner finds out that this nun wears only Munster boxers

THIS old man was admiring me in SuperValu. I could see him staring at my boobs. He was about 70 and he had the head of a pervert on him.

I am not a transvestite but I have dressed myself up in women's clothes. It was for Nunday. For Pieta House, and I was a nun for a day.

It was a horrible feeling. There and then I swore an oath, that for the rest of my life I would never peep at breasts ever again. Even surreptitiously, like over the top or out the side of a newspaper, when the women aren't looking.

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