Aisling O'Connor: Why Kate should thank media-hungry decoy Kim
On that first pregnancy, nothing compares to that moment where a forensic expert releases scientifically morphed forecasts of how your forthcoming boy or girl will look.
It is doubtful that Kate Middleton's edition of 'What to Expect When You're Expecting' covers the magical glow a mum-to-be gets from a global-stalking campaign – which was well under way when the creepy images surfaced in December.
Joe Mullins isn't the only unofficial royal forensic artist messing around with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's faces. A UK-based coupon website commissioned researcher Nickolay Lamm to generate a 'Crimewatch UK' photofit of the young man or woman who will be third in line to the throne.