Reborn in The Wrestler, there were plenty of raised eyebrows in Hollywood after Mickey's plastic surgery. None of them belonged to Mickey. It's a tragedy he can't age gracefully along with other stars, such as Arnie and Michael Douglas. We asked the lady on the political-correctness course if it was OK to make schoolboy gags about a plastic Mickey. She said, "Grand, as long as it wasn't directed towards women." We had to leave the room with the giggling.