Like some rancid, decomposing ghoul stalking the lower corridors of celebrity while rattling her chains of stupidity Jade Goody's mother, Jackiey Budden, just won't go away.
But there's a reason for this you see -- her dead daughter is apparently telling her to do her best to stay in the public eye.
And so, having decided to renounce a lifetime of lesbianism and return to the life of a straight woman because she wants "to have a baby girl in Jade's honour" (that's one for a team of therapists to try and decipher) she now says that Jade talks to her through the medium of, um, a medium.
According to the one-armed lunatic, Jade came to her during a séance and said: "Sorry, mum, for not listening to you." Jackiey added: "I could smell Jade like she was standing there next to me -- the feeling was incredible."
Well, when you consider that she's been dead for four months now, she would be getting a little pungent.
But there is hope on the horizon for Jackiey. According to her, the psychic has instructed her to produce a musical based on Jade's life and says that Jade really, really, like really wants her to write her autobiography. Which is nice.
And Jade has one more prediction -- Jackiey is going to be on Oprah Winfrey "within the next 12 months".
Well, sources close to Harpo Productions have confirmed to ISpy that they are indeed planning a show that could fit her in within the next year.
It's called: "My life as a parasite parent who is making money from my daughter's death."