Sunday 25 February 2018

Mummy blogger's tongue-in-cheek rant about 'parent sex' goes viral

Clare Cullen

Clare Cullen

Blogger Constance Hall(32) has gone viral for an honest, tongue-in-cheek post in which she detailed what she calls "parent sex".

She wrote that 'parent sex' is the "3.5 minutes you get in between changing nappies and making food... where you position the bed to have one foot against the door because for a loud bunch of kids, yours can be pretty quiet when they're sneaking up on people".

"It's a pretty romantic scene really, listening to Iggle Piggle in the back ground, knowing your days are numbered when you here(sic) the ad break".

Over 120,000 people reacted to the post on Facebook and it was shared over 31,000 times. Constance's followers also shot up to 66,000 as a result of the viral post.

Constance told Buzzfeed that her husband found the post "hilarious.... because it's freaking true!"

The couple, who are currently on a camping holiday with their children, are excited about the reaction to the post.

We had "parent sex" yesterday. You know what parent sex is, it's that 3.5 minutes you get in between changing nappies...

Posted by Constance Hall on Tuesday, 5 January 2016

"I actually got recognised as the facey parent shagger at the servo!", Constance revealed on Facebook.

"My husband had to remove the children from my care and replace them with cider until I... least calm down because nobody at this camp site wants to see a mum of 4 doing her pelvic thrust happy dance while pushing a pram!"

"We have all caught head lice and I've run out of clean undies but nothing's gonna stop this little blogger from revelling in her own glory!"

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