Tuesday 20 February 2018

Oh boy! facts you should know about little men

The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a sliotar hit by a six year old.

  • When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
  • Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.
  • A six-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock, even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.
  • Playdoh and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
  • Superglue is forever.
  • VCRs do not eject sandwiches, even if they are the same size as a video tape.
  • You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.
  • Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
  • The Dublin fire brigade has, on average, a five-minute response time.
  • The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
  • Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
  • 80pc of men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.

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