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Labour sure to weather storm

NO chance of the blustery weather blowing down Labour posters in Dublin West.

Joan Burton said the stormy gales were causing a "poster massacre", but hers were still standing since her team have a "PhD in the science of postering".

The Labour deputy leader described the "gold standard" in postering as: position high up on the lamp post, use three cable ties tied at a 45-degree slant, pull tight and straight.

They'd be safe as houses.

Irish Independent