Eurotrash was in a Polish bar where a mighty sing-song was in full flow in the wee small hours of yesterday morning.
Former Ireland footballer Kevin Kilbane was in the company and listened intently to renditions of 'Joxer Goes to Stuttgart' and other Irish favourites.
Kilbane -- nicknamed Zinedine Kilbane after the famous French footballer -- then cleared his throat.
The room fell silent in anticipation of what come-all-ye Kilbane might launch into -- but he then gave a lusty rendition of 'Ice Ice Baby' by rapper Vanilla Ice.
Not even Zizou in all his gallic pomp could have pulled this feat off.