We all celebrated the glorious victory of Ireland in the Six Nations and Rob Kearney's parody account let it all hang out
I hope there is an all night dry cleaners in Edinburgh my suit is all champagne and miwadi
There was the inevitable storm over the sacking of Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson
Typical BBC. By sacking Clarkson they're completely ignoring all the fans of hitting a colleague at work.
Observers of astronomical phenomena were still talking about the eclipse
On the Southbound Dart - "Did you see the solar eclipse?" "No, though I did hear it on the radio earlier."
Spare a thought for the taxi drivers and what they have to put up with
Every cab ride for me is 75% fake laughter.