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Brian Conloy has quit the jungle over a mystery illness
EDITORIAL USE ONLY - NO MERCHANDISINGMandatory Credit: Photo by ITV / Rex Features (1975322l)Deadly Deliveries Bushtucker Trial - Helen Flanagan'I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here!' TV Programme, Australia - 18 Nov 2012
Helen couldn't stomach the ostrich anus during the trial
Dorries didn't last the distance with the bugs.
Kirsty Blake Knox

Kirsty Blake Knox

Posh boy Hugo Taylor is out.

What a gesture of romance. Posh boy Hugo Taylor swept his girlfriend and co-star Natalie Joel off her feet when he left the jungle last night.

The couple smooched and cuddled as he sauntered across the bridge to Ant and Dec.

Despite complaining throughout the show and telling everyone that he couldn’t wait to get home, Hugo said he would have liked to make it to the end. Ah well, we’re sure he’ll take comfort in the arms of his missus.

But never mind Hugo, we were more surprised to hear that jungle heartthrob David was also in the bottom two. It seems that possessing washboard abs and a knockout arse just isn’t enough for the fickle I’m A Celeb viewers. But how has super grump Eric Bristow doing so well? We don’t get it – his whining, crap jokes, talk of dart tournaments - who does this appeal to?

Last night also saw the celebs take part in the Jungle Walk of Shame. And this time all the celebs were desperate to take part. Apparently it breaks the day up and gives the celebrities something to do during the day.

Pussycat doll Ash joked that she was the best candidate for the trial as she’d done plenty of ‘walks of shame’ in her lifetime – ooh-err!

Charlie and Ash were the lucky ones to take part and had the delightful job of climbing through tanks of fish guts and gunge to find those golden stars. There was loads of squealing and shrieking but the girls managed to nab an impressive four out of five stars – go on the girls!

Hugo and David managed to get over their sexual frustration by bashing pinata style spiders in the Dingo Dollar challenge. Hugo said that whacking papier-mâché insects is the perfect way of forgetting those pesky sexual thoughts and desires.

“David is actually quite sexually frustrated at the moment so I think this helped him out with that one,” Hugo said. “I’m sure that although he can’t bash one out at home, he can bash one out here!” What wit.

She may have left the camp but Rosie is still getting the camp mates chatting. The five were asked to guess who had lost the most weight in the jungle and were shocked to hear that celebrity chef Rosemary had managed to lose a whopping 31 pounds.

Ashley wondered what Rosemary must have been eating before entering the jungle. Eric said: “She must have been a pig. She doesn’t really look any better with losing all that lot, she needs to lose a lot more yet.” Eric Bristow; darts player and all round charmer.

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