Fraught funerals, attempted kidnapping and tardy proposals
The soapbox: Secrets and spoilers
Emmerdale: So Priya and David's littler is here, and her presence is making Alicia feel isolated. Charity's rancid brain goes into overdrive after yet another scuffle with Megan results in a tumble. After being confronted with Kerry in a wedding dress on his couch, Dan still feels the need to explain why he doesn't want to marry her – a redundant conversation given he proposes to her the following day. Ross does some investigating of his own about Donna.
Fair City Judith and Bob fear for their lives when Tommy loses the plot altogether. Put it this way, the entire community are gobsmacked at the fact he thought he could just drag his ex-wife back to Kilkenny as if nothing's happened. Mondo is also willing the lady in his life to forget his indiscretions, but that's unlikely when a spurned Louise Doyle turns up on his doorstep looking for payback over an incident in Ibiza. Paul, meanwhile, is unaware Niamh's feathering a love nest under his nose.
EastEnders Anyone been missing Christian? Rejoice, he's back this week for Lucy's funeral. Every cloud. As for the funeral itself, expect the usual 'shock revelations' resulting in a 'confrontation'. We're assuming the spat is between Ian and Denise given the latter has decided to be honest. Despite getting the drunken lunge off her last week, Phil is still trying to help Shirley, and Liam remains wary of Nikki and David's carrying on.
Coronation Street The game's up for Maria when Fiz's name flashes up on her phone. There's obviously a bit more to it than that – like the police inform Fiz that Kirsty isn't in the country, and Audrey's learning how barmy Maria's become. In other 'The Women of Weatherfield are totally bats' news, Tina announces to Steph that she's leaving the street and taking Peter with her. Beth returns from Latvia with a confession about her boobs, while Tracy does a dodgy deal with Tony – and getting caught will be the least of her worries...
Ros na Run Can Berni raise enough money to buy Micheál's house, and will Caitríona ever be able to trust Pearse?