All jokes aside, it's not that bad
Two good Pat Shortt jokes
(From D'Video) "Isn't that awful about the poor people in China?" "Who's that, Martin?" "The Chinese."
(From D'Telly) "They killed him. Those bastards put that poor man up against a wall in the middle of a field. One shot, bang bang."
Two good Brendan O'Carroll jokes
(Both from Late, Late interview with Gay Byrne) "I used to be known as BOC, for Brendan O'Carroll. I'd a brother Finbarr and a sister Fiona. Thank God I didn't have a brother Ciaran."
"Scobie McCann was the first young fella I ever saw drunk. He was eight. It was the day after his mother's wedding."
Two good (sort of) Daniel O'Donnell songs
'I Just Wanna Dance with You' (1992)
'Singing the Blues' (1994)