Tuesday 16 January 2018

Oliver Callan channels Bono - 'I’m very good at modesty, probably the best at modesty in the whole world'

Barry Egan

Barry Egan

Barry Egan chats to Bono about a year of trials and tribulations from his accident in Central Park to his tax arrangements and his relationship with the Taoiseach.

BARRY: It was a tough year for you. How are you since your accident.

 

BONO: It was difficult. You know I got so excited trying to shove my iPad into a jogger’s lycra that I fell off my tricycle. I broke nearly every bone. You know the doctors said I was lucky I didn’t have a spine or I would’ve broken that too.

 

BARRY: The U2 album stunt with Apple is regarded as a PR disaster. How do you look back on that now?

 

BONO: Modesty is important. I’m very good at it, probably the best at modesty in the whole world. But think of the less fortunate - every time I click my fingers another African child.. rolls their eyes as my album uploads to their iPod.

 

BARRY: The anger in Ireland about your tax arrangements continues to bubble on – how do you explain U2’s tax situation?

 

BONO: When you are as successful as me, you’ve already proved how good you are, so you shouldn’t have to pay too much tax, tax is for failures. But I think Irish people are generous and resilient. It wasn't the Troika that bailed out Ireland, it was the Irish people. Not this Irish person, obviously, I was at the Oscars, in a solid gold suit, watching Ellen send my social media shares through my Faberge egg encrusted ceiling.

 

BARRY: As someone who’s endured a media storm, what would your advice be to Enda Kenny for 2015?

 

BONO: You know. Look to Europe. I love Europe I go down on Europe. So Enda Kenny is not to blame. He saved Ireland. I find it hard to tell the Taoiseach how grateful I am to his face, as most of the time he is too busy kissing my arse.

Online Editors

Promoted Links

Entertainment Newsletter

Going out? Staying in? From great gigs to film reviews and listings, entertainment has you covered.

Promoted Links

Editors Choice

Also in Entertainment