Monday 22 January 2018

Orange Is The New Black: 10 best quotes so far

Freya Drohan

Freya Drohan

The hit prison drama is back on Netflix, meaning an entire series binge over the coming days is imminent.

For a quick recap, here are ten of the most memorable quotes ushered by the show's characters thus far.

Orange is The New Black, Season 3
Orange is The New Black, Season 3

1. "So I'm sitting there...barbecue sauce on my titties."

-Taystee on when she knew it was time to quit drinking.

2. "There was this statute of Jesus that was especially ripped. That was my guy."

-Sister Ingalls on self-pleasuring.

3. "My friendship used to come with perks. Now I'm just an angry old Russian lady. Without the free pantyhose and eyeliner I'm not such a draw."

-Red on no longer being prison kingpin.

4. "I'm all about giving. I'm like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa."

-Nicky on being selfless.

5. "Do you know how long it's been since I had a vegetable that actually crunched?"

-Piper on the joy of re-discovering lettuce.

6. "Bitch. If grateful paid the bills, we'd all be f*ckin' Bill Gates!"

-Black Cindy on economics.

7. "You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter."

-Nicky on Piper's meaning in her life.

8. "She came running to me like an injured lamb. Yes a lamb with great, sexy glasses and giant pillowy tits inside of my mouth."

-Nicky on the elusive mystery of Alex Vause.

9. "He's a hit man? Oh I thought he was a rapist. I'm so relieved!"

-Piper on the relative nature of crimes.

10. "Are you jealous now 'cause I'm kinda pretty and you're not?"

-Pennsatucky on her new teeth.

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