Orange Is The New Black: 10 best quotes so far
The hit prison drama is back on Netflix, meaning an entire series binge over the coming days is imminent.
For a quick recap, here are ten of the most memorable quotes ushered by the show's characters thus far.
1. "So I'm sitting there...barbecue sauce on my titties."
-Taystee on when she knew it was time to quit drinking.
2. "There was this statute of Jesus that was especially ripped. That was my guy."
-Sister Ingalls on self-pleasuring.
3. "My friendship used to come with perks. Now I'm just an angry old Russian lady. Without the free pantyhose and eyeliner I'm not such a draw."
-Red on no longer being prison kingpin.
4. "I'm all about giving. I'm like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa."
-Nicky on being selfless.
5. "Do you know how long it's been since I had a vegetable that actually crunched?"
-Piper on the joy of re-discovering lettuce.
6. "Bitch. If grateful paid the bills, we'd all be f*ckin' Bill Gates!"
-Black Cindy on economics.
7. "You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter."
-Nicky on Piper's meaning in her life.
8. "She came running to me like an injured lamb. Yes a lamb with great, sexy glasses and giant pillowy tits inside of my mouth."
-Nicky on the elusive mystery of Alex Vause.
9. "He's a hit man? Oh I thought he was a rapist. I'm so relieved!"
-Piper on the relative nature of crimes.
10. "Are you jealous now 'cause I'm kinda pretty and you're not?"
-Pennsatucky on her new teeth.